|The Blog|| |
|"Good Eye, Lady"|
posted August 5, 2006 @1:17a
I'm sitting at a local business, waiting. It's been awhile; I've unknowingly kicked off my flip-flops, and have outstretched my legs in front of me and crossed them.
...My feet hurt pretty much constantly, and sometimes I do things to alleviate the pain without noticing. I also wear sandals or flip-flops daily to help, and the side effect is dirty feet...
So I'm sitting there, waiting, and a woman approaches me. She looks at me, looks at my feet, then looks back up at me.
"Your feet are black," she says.
"Yes," I answer.
She walks away.
All conversations should be that simple.
soo...since your feet are black, you could be fred flintstone.
posted by Anonymous on 8/5/2006 @8:29:28 AM (#190)
Well... my feet are shaped like his... I have no idea if his are black though.
posted by Jason Wells on 8/7/2006 @5:54:10 AM
mmmmmmm.... black feet... i hear from a reliable source that that is an insult in some cultures... so is telling some guy he is beeting his wife to hard, but that is just what i hear.
posted by Stephen on 8/7/2006 @5:46:38 AM (#191)
This is the best thing I've heard all day.
posted by Jason Wells on 8/7/2006 @5:54:30 AM
© All written material, recorded mp3 music, video or other material copyright 2002-2020 Jason Wells, Independent Musician. Site map.
All trademarks, service marks, trade names and representations are property of their respective owners. Thank you to SimplifyIT
, hosted by SimplifyIT